see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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