Pappa wants mamma naked
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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