you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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