**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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