i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
