i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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