either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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