It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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