Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just high enough for therapy.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS