I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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