I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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