we're blogging at a bar
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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