well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my being single is dangerous.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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