Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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