His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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