drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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