I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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