dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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