Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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