You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
