At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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