I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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