dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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