She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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