Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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