Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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