I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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