I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Randomize