god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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