Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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