I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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I need you to use more vowels.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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