Ambien. No doubt about it.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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