is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
