porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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