Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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