He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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