i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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