I wish I could punch you in the face.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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