Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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