just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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