What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have post one night stand depression
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