Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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