GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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