Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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