what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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