Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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