Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My dad just said "fuck circus"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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