My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
