WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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