why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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