Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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