Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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