i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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