Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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