i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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