There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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