Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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