return my video game
I'm drive I can fine osifer
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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