I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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