New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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