like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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