And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Randomize
